Morning News
CNN spokesmodel
Sitting at Anchor
Pours news from the bottle
Of Post-Human rancor
Her comrade in arms
With the silicon stacks
Discusses the charms
Of cell phones and butt cracks
They have rivals at Fox
And can never relax
During breaks apply Botox
And get a Brazilian wax
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