Denuded Hills of Brazil
In the 19th century her sex was fair
In the 21st her sex is bare.
No matter how old men cavil
That the denuded hills of Brazil
Are infantile and bizarre
All hair is gone below the bar.
Now I read that man’s best friend
Is about to meet a hairy end.
Now women say “Forget the wax!”
It’s meant for men with hairy backs.