In the 19th century her sex was fair
In the 21st her sex is bare.
No matter how old men cavil
That the denuded hills of Brazil
Are infantile and bizarre
All hair is gone below the bar.
Now I read that man’s best friend
Is about to meet a hairy end.
Now women say “Forget the wax!â€
It’s meant for men with hairy backs.
THE MAN WHO CAN'T DIE
"Frankel once again produces a thrilling futuristic dystopia which includes white-knuckle action, lots of sex and drugs, and a post-menopausal white-haired research scientist heroine who is trying to save the world from her own mad genius." Buy on Amazon | Buy on Whiskey Tit
GAHA: BABES OF THE ABYSS
"It's hard to put down this book, full of Frankel's autodidact ramblings and wild flights of language." Buy on Amazon | Buy on Whiskey Tit
SPECIMEN TANK
"There's more truth in this book than anyone in the biotech industries would care to admit. Plus, it's funny as hell." Buy on Amazon
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Keep all the sacred hairs!