To The Dust: Vesuvius and Groomstool discuss their Lord and Lady
“What can I do for you today, Lord?” Vesuvius asked. “Tea?”Groomstool sighed as he took his seat. No way was he going to drink Vesuvius’ tea, usually a micro dose...
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Isle of Dogs Part 2: excerpt
In June, on Midsummer Night, Ruth sat in their apartment in the tower, reading a collection of Schnitzler’s short stories, her belly like a watermelon, kicked day...
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chapter 32, sec. 5 Not long after, Ruth came looking for her again. She arrived at the box office highly agitated and spoke directly to Suki. “I’m looking for a...
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IOD Part Two
I believe Part 2 of Isle of Dogs is winding its way through the digestive track of Whiskey Tit. I don’t have a pub date yet. In the meantime here is a taste of...
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The Martian Princess, chs 21 & 22
Admiral Cane searched the minibar for something to drink. “You drank all the champagne?†she asked, her face illuminated by the fridge light.Phaedra said in a dull...
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chapter 11: The Elevator
excerpt from The Martian Princess, Volume Three of Drift The line to the elevator was as disorderly as it was long. Thousands of people were crammed into holding pens...
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