Sauce for the Gander
Seems to me the filthy old 2nd Earl of Rochester deserves to have a female companion. It is obviously a little more decorous but I have no doubts about where the fountain lies where rage is cooled.
The Disappointment
by Aphra Behn
(1640?-1689)
1.
One Day the Amarous Lisander,
By an impatient Passion sway’d,
Surpris’d fair Cloris, that lov’d Maid,
Who cou’d defend [...]